Why all flights should be red-eyes!!!

‘Cause that’s why God made Xanax.

Family business is taken care of and I leave the coast tonight. Back in the big apple first thing in the morning and I can’t wait to reach civilization again.  When I was younger, a standing joke for most comedians was that “as soon as you de-board a plane at LAX your I.Q. goes down 10 points and you never get ’em back”; boy are they right.  No matter where in the state you wind up.

I can’t wait to see hookers who’ll “cut ‘yo ass if you fuck-wid-dae-money’s” and not the kind that dress like Sonny Crocket and will drop you back to your hotel if you agree to give ’em notes on their treatment.

Some observances from my week ‘a la, La Jolla, via great links at GayTwogether and Unfortunate Cookies.

Unfortunate Cookies - GAYTWOGETHER.COM

Unfortunate Cookies - GAYTWOGETHER.COM

Unfortunate Cookies - GAYTWOGETHER.COM

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