Unhh?

It’s all too funny not to get a few licks in.  Let’s look at the facts; scant as they are.  She’s a princess whose been treated as such since birth.  I have no fear that the publicist did tell her it was OK to drive. (that’s what he’s paid to do), but she’s been caught, tried, yadda-yadda-yadda; now she’s back in lock-up and about to make her social debut on the labia lickers super-highway. At least for 35 more days.

Law enforcement has reported through credible sources that La Hilton is crying a-lot, praying and extremely withdrawn.  I’m sure the reports of her “sufferin’ the Vapors” is due any minute.

But with all the hoopla that’s to follow, for believe me- the parentals haven’t been heard from yet and we’ll see a huge push towards the absurd when they start throwing their considerable money and weight around, I’ve still got one question about her mental health issue…

If your able to pray to God to save your sorry ass; how unfocused (read, crazy) can you be?

AN UPDATE:  Paris has stated- “During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to reflect and have already learned a bitter, but important lesson from this experience…I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials. I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world.”

See, now it’s our fault.

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One Response

  1. “now she’s back in lock-up and about to make her social debut on the labia lickers super-highway”…..

    I almost choked on my water while reading this line! Brilliant!

    Thanks for the chuckles!

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