Happy Hump Day

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I got the pic and the Meme from my friends Scott & Alan at My-Space.  Just some silly fun to lighten the Morass!

First choose:

      THE M0NTH Y0U WERE B0RN!

1 – i ran naked with
2 – I needed
3 -i ate
4 – i ran shirtless with
5 – I smoked with
6 – I beat up
7 – I cuddled with
8 – I banged
9 – I shot
10 – I robbed
11 – I stabbed
12 – I killed

Then:

Pick THE DAY (NUMBER)Y0U WERE B0RN

01 – a drink
02 – a dog
03 -a hottie
04 – a stripper
05 – a rock star
06 – A toothbrush
07 – my boyfriend
08 – a glass of milk
09 – a porn star
10 – Paris Hilton
11 – ur grand-maw
12 – a teletubby
13 – the kool-aid man
14 – my lover
15 – a horse
16 – a pot head
17 – a bum
18 – a homo
19 – a condom
20 – a crack head
21 – a homeless guy
22 – Barney the dinosaur
23 – the cookie monster
24 – a Easter egg
25 -a bowl of cereal
26 – a golf ball
27 – a bag of weed
28 – a french fry
29 – your mom
30 – a mop
31 – the Trojan man

and Finally;

PiCK THE C0L0R 0F SHiRT Y0U ARE Wearing

White – because that hoe stole my taco
Black – because i’m cool like that
Pink – Because I’m good in bed
Red – because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I had to
Polka Dots – because I hate my life
Purple – because I’m gay
Gray – because I love marijuana
Other – because I smoked crack.
Green – because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange – because i have double D’s.
Turquoise – because I have a noodle in my nose
blue – because I’m a pimp
Shirtless – because I’ve got abs
Ty dye- because I didn’t like the way they looked at me

and like me, you might find out that you “ran naked with a stripper because I didn’t like the way he looked at me, but you’re cool like that

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2 Responses

  1. “i ran naked with a french fry because I’m a pimp”

    Aquarian like me? or is it Capricorn?

  2. I robbed the Trojan man because I love marijuana.

    There’s some truth there.

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