Confessions of a Blogger

This Meme is making it’s rounds.  It started with Christopher and I snagged it from Kenneth . Enjoy. And pass the pain to someone you like.

  1. Taken a picture completely naked? Yes
  2. Made out with a friend on your MySpace/Facebook page? No
  3. Danced in front of your mirror naked? Definitely
  4. Told a lie? Whenever necessary
  5. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?  I can still smell him two years later
  6. Been arrested?Yes.   Removed from a subway car and detained for over 3 hours because I resembled the description of the man who shot-up the NYC Council Chambers a  few years back.  (I actually worked in City-Hall at the time and the ID was spot on.  Except for the fact that at the time I weighed 75 lbs more than the subject.  Today, I’d be on my way to Central Booking.
  7. Made out with someone of the same sex? DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. Seen someone die? The man I loved more than any other!
  9. Slept in until 5pm? Yes
  10. Had sex at work? NEVER!
  11. Fallen asleep at work/school? No
  12. Held a snake? Yes 
  13. Ran a red light? Yes
  14. Been suspended from school? Yes
  15. Totaled your car in an accident? Yes. A trial was necessary and I was totally and completely cleared of all charges
  16. Pole danced? No
  17. Smoked?Yes. Did so for many years and I’ve been smoke free for two years now.
  18. Been fired from a job? I’m on career #3 as I’ve been told i should be
  19. Sang karaoke? No. If I sang you’d remember it.  And not fondly
  20. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? No
  21. Laughed until a drink came out your nose? Isn’t that the point of life?
  22. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
  23. Kissed in the rain?Till my tongue swelled-up
  24. Sang in the shower? Not as often as you’d probably think
  25. Given your private parts a nickname? No. But I can give you referrals 
  26. Ever gone out without underwear? Burning Man three years ago.  I don’t remember what happened
  27. Sat on a roof top?Yes. I’m a NY’er.  It’s how we express ourselves
  28. Played chicken? No
  29. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes.  When the neighbors rabid dogs got loose and decided we’d be a lovely afternoon snack.  Thanks Sis
  30. Broken a bone? Several
  31. Mooned/flashed someone? No
  32. Shaved your head? Just last week
  33. Slept naked? Always.  Just the sheets and you. No fur, No Fun!
  34. Played a prank on someone? You do know you’re reading this… right?
  35. Had a gym membership? Yes 
  36. Cried over someone you were in love with? Often
  37. Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol? HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! 
  38. Had sex today? No
  39. Played strip poker? YUP
  40. Donated Blood? I’m not allowed to
  41. Video taped yourself having sex? No
  42. Eaten alligator meat?No. But Bear claw is divine.
  43. Ever jump out of an airplane? No
  44. Have you been to more than 10 countries? Yes
  45. Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend? See question #5, 23 & 26

Additional questions that the next people will have to add:

  1. Have you ever shaved yourself bare? 
  2. Have you ever dressed in drag?
  3. If you could be one celebrity for a week, who would it be? 

One Response

  1. Some surprises here…..bear claw??? for real???

    Sounds uber-Gourmet!

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