HUMP-DAY LEXX-ISMS

I’VE TRIED MY BEST OF LATE TO REFOCUS AND FIND SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN- OTHER THAN JUST MYSELF. THEN I REALIZED- IT WAS ALRIGHT; IT WAS ALWAYS THERE BEFORE ME WAITING TO BE FOUND AGAIN.

THESE ARE NOT ONLY MY FAVORITE QUOTATIONS… THEY’RE THE WORDS I STRIVE TO LIVE BY; AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE.

POST hoc ERGO propter hoc… LATIN FOR: after this, therefore- because of this

–Jed Bartlett, President of the U.S. (The West Wing)

Ships at a distance have every man’s wish on board.
— Zora Neale Hurston

A voice says, “Hi, hello, how are you?”
Well, I guess I’m doin’ fine

— The Rolling Stones, “Get Off of My Cloud”

 We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong.
The amount of work is the same.

— Carlos Castaneda

“Be Yourself” is about the worst advice you can give to people.
— Mark Twain

Whatever attitudes we habitually use toward ourselves, we will use on others, and whatever attitudes we habitually use toward others, we will use on ourselves. The situation is comparable to our serving food to ourselves and to other people from the same bowl. Everyone ends up eating the same thing–we must examine carefully what we are dishing out. 

Things do not pass for what they are, but for what they seem.
Most things are judged by their jackets.
— Baltasar Gracian

It is 10 times harder to command the ear
than to catch the eye.

— Duncan Maxwell Anderson

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.
— Carl Sandburg
Don’t wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.
— Albert Camus

When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone.
— Winston Churchill

Truth sucks. Fuck truth. Style is more important —how you do each and every little thing.

— Charles Bukowski
 If you can’t razzle them with dazzle, baffle them with bullshit.
— W.C. Fields

‘the photo was borrowed from a stellar post by [kicken tina]

“HEY BABE- all those droplets had to land somewhere; right?